it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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