You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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