The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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