last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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