WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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