spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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