You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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