We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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