glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
North Korea, Best Korea!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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