he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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