The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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