I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize
