Sry I called you an 8
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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