If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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