I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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