im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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