the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
