Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You took a bar mat shot.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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