I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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