i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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