Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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