i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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