Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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