Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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