take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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