I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I understand Curling. That high.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
