Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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