I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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