Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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