I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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