Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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