too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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