6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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