did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize