this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
