Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
third nipple confirmed
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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