So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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