I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Randomize
