Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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