I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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