it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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