I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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