I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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