: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
