We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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