my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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