I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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