Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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