it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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