so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
