Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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