Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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