why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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