KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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